yaahhh brahhh
I have to stop falling in love with memories.
9 word story (via jennayliu)

thicccc:

everyone: i love zayn

zayn: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

holy shit
makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE
surfcareers:

Karl Mackie - Photographer/ Designer

“Who was your first kiss?”
“John Stamos.”

“Who was your first kiss?”

“John Stamos.”

mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

vaspim:

I don’t normally send hat pictures to people.

vaspim:

I don’t normally send hat pictures to people.

eyebrowgod:

ratgod:

icantevensk8:

ratgod:

sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world..

what happens???????

when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u

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me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

nosdrinker:

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there’s literally no difference